Wednesday, September 12, 2007

General Hospital's Bold Bitches

Lulu Spencer, Leyla, and Samantha McCall

These women had me so heated today that I just had to post something real quick. This is for my fellow General Hospital fans, of course.

Lulu Spencer just came back from vacation and already thinks she can bust into people's office and tell them what to do. Not to mention that when she made her appearance she gave Spinelli and Georgie much attitude for no real reason. Then Logan came in to Kelly's and all was right with her world. After learning that Logan was fired from Sonny's organizations, Lulu marches over to the coffee shop to convince (demand is more like it) that he hire Logan back. Never mind that the chick does not know all the facts. She is touting all of Logan's great qualities and putting herself on the line for vouching for him. It is really a shame that all that will crumble around her when she finds out about the bet that Logan made with Maxie and that he was actually paid (he bet Maxie a night of sex if he got Lulu to sleep with him).

Now that Lulu keeps running her mouth, I cannot wait for her to find out the truth.

Leyla is the student nurse working at General Hospital who thinks she is so slick. She has a major crush on Patrick Drake. He is in love with Robin Scorpio, but they are having problems (they always have problems). Patrick is a reformed playboy but flirts with Leyla whenever he gets the chance. Normally, I would like Robin to just ignore Patrick and the little skank's butt; however, today, I would have liked her to knock Leyla the heck out and Patrick to follow.

Leyla pretends to need help with understanding a chart. In reality that heifer does not need any help. It is common knowledge that she is at the top of her class and one of the best student nurses there. Then Patrick who wants to pretend he is oblivious to Leyla liking him tells her that he would be willing to help her study. You know he was just talking out of his ass. Leyla, however, took it upon herself invite herself to his apartment (the one he shares with Robin), knowing full well that Robin is at work, to get some help studying. That heifer does not need help studying.

What does Patrick do? He lets her in and they start to play his little racing car game. Ohhhh hell to the naw! Robin opened the door to find Leyla sitting in her spot, racing cars with her man. I have to be honest I think Robin overreacts at times, but that would have made steam come out of every bodily orifice (thanks Sarah Silverman) I have. Robin flipped and told Leyla she needs to get the heck up out of there. Leyla sat there looking like she didn't know what was up. I wanted to knock that chick out for Robin.

Lastly, the chick who has lost her mind, Samantha McCall must be smoking some stuff off camera because the things that she does are a trip. The girl calls Jason over to her apartment under false pretenses at that just so she can show him her hot tub. Okay, there's more. After she shows him her hot tub, she tells him that she is planning on giving Lucky some of her nana (because she knows his wife ain't giving him any) right there in the hot tub. This heifer is so bold she crazy. The people over at Shady Brook need to work a little faster on getting her room ready.
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